Author: msmcmlxxxix

Whenever I find myself in a jam
I stop and presume
What Would Bukowski Do?

It’s working out quite well for me lately,
maybe you’d fancy the same?

they never found Amelia Earhart

because she was a woman

and in 1937 none of that

shit would have ever happened

if she were in the damn

kitchen where she belonged.

When I grab us two more pitchers

around nine thirty at night

I rather myself a slice

minus the cigarette

it’s better both of

our health.

Confusing the lack of sleep with a form of meditation

walking around in survival mode ninety-eight percent  of the time is starting to take its toll

by accumulating a week’s worth of hand-written-slop,

so botched, chickens couldn’t begin to decipher this scratch

cursive hieroglyphs penned down to the dermis during the debauchery

and on the seventh day Kurt Cobain ended his work which he had made;

he rested on the seventh day from all his all his work which he had made Sleeping in Seattle, April 1994.

probably would have never occurred
if everyone lived in the Florida Keys
skeemin’ on the Vitamin D….