Month: February 2013
The Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre
probably would have never occurred
if everyone lived in the Florida Keys
skeemin’ on the Vitamin D….
Social smoking is done with whiskey
I heard Mel sold seashells by the seashore
The All American
Equal parts of
Budweiser and Yuengling
poured together
in a beer mug
garnished with ice
and I am a
first-timer.
My Pop suggested
it with
hookah
on the Egyptian side
and a bit of
superstitious
bird talk.
En pointe
For hours we would try to master the Viennese Waltz
come Sunday we found ourselves lullingly doing the
tow-step behind closed blinds; the record always
skipped in the same place but neither of us ever
budged to fix it, we’d much rather pointe ballet.
It reminded us of girl we used to know-
she would walk around life on the tips of her toes;
almost rapturous and her head always high
when we questioned her as to why anyone
would do such a painful thing she’d say:
“just trying to catch the Mandjet and sail away.”

