I got sick and the origin was my gut.
My gastrointestinal track hosted an army of bacteria left behind after years of unsanitary human interaction.
The constant inhalation of mendacity and bullshit finally shut down my detoxification mechanisms allowing the microorganisms to prefect their blueprints and break ground.
Colonization was only natural; they bypassed my immunity battalion completely and went straight for my brain, shutting down all key functions resulting in aphasia.
Maybe the loss of speech is a benediction for my soul finally to move forward and limit contact with my fellow man and conquer far-away lands.
Sipping whiskey, penning postcards that never meet the back side of a stamp.
buzzin' 